High Maintenance, Zero Regrets Border Collie Mug — Funny Dog Lover Coffee Cup (11oz)

Start your morning with a grin and a little bit of trouble-making energy. This bright white ceramic mug features a joyful Border Collie and the cheeky line “HIGH MAINTENANCE / ZERO REGRETS” — the unofficial motto of people who happily rearrange their life around walks, training sessions and toy explosions in the living room. It feels like a quick, honest conversation with a fellow dog lover: playful, proud and just the right amount of sassy.

The 11 oz size is that classic, just-right morning mug: big enough for a proper coffee or tea, small enough to finish before it goes cold (unless your dog has other plans). The smooth, easy-to-hold C-shaped handle sits comfortably in your hand, while the rounded rim makes every sip feel natural and relaxed, whether you’re gulping caffeine before a muddy walk or slowly savouring a quiet moment while the dog finally naps.

Made from white ceramic with a clean, glossy finish, this mug is built to handle real life. It’s microwave-safe, so you can reheat your drink when you inevitably get distracted by your four-legged “high maintenance” roommate. It’s also dishwasher-safe, making cleanup as simple as dropping it in with the rest of the dishes at the end of a long day. The design is printed to stay bright and cheeky through many cycles of use, not just sit on a shelf looking cute.

You can also feel good about what you’re drinking from. The mug is made with lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials, so it’s as thoughtful on the inside as it is fun on the outside. That makes it a great everyday choice for your own kitchen, as well as a gift you can give with confidence to friends, coworkers or fellow dog-park regulars.

Whether it lives on your desk at the office, next to the kettle at home, or in the break room at a dog daycare or shelter, this “High Maintenance / Zero Regrets” mug blends practical durability with big personality. Use it for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or even soup on busy days between errands and dog walks. Every time you pick it up, it’s a small reminder that yes, your dog might be a handful — and no, you wouldn’t change a thing.

Care is simple: clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap, then refill and repeat as many times as your day (and your dog) requires.

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