Border Collie Tee — "High Maintenance, Zero Regrets" Dog Lover T-Shirt

A soft, lightweight tee that lets dog lovers wear their sass with a smile. On the front, a cheerful border collie portrait sits between the playful phrases “HIGH MAINTENANCE” on top and “ZERO REGRETS” underneath — a knowing nod to the people who happily schedule their lives around grooming, training sessions and toy deliveries. It’s a little bit dramatic, a little bit proud, and absolutely accurate for anyone whose dog has their own bed, blanket, and probably a calendar.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt feels smooth and gentle against the skin. At 153 g/m², the fabric is light and breathable enough for warm days at the dog park, yet substantial enough to layer under hoodies or jackets when the weather turns. The border collie artwork prints sharply thanks to the fine knit and print-friendly surface, so that bright, slightly smug expression stays crisp wash after wash.

The tee is constructed with a tubular knit body, meaning there are no side seams to rub or twist — just a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste in production. A ribbed collar and taped shoulders help the shirt keep its shape, even if it’s on constant rotation. Inside, a pearlized tear-away label prevents that scratchy-neck feeling, leaving just soft cotton where it touches your skin.

For decoration, we use DTG/DTF printing to preserve the detail and colour of the dog portrait and any sleeve or neck prints. The inks bond closely with the fibres, giving you vivid imagery without that heavy, plastic feel. Whether your collie is a real show dog or just the main character in your living room, this tee is designed to look good for the long haul.

Care is simple:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat, avoiding direct contact with the print
• Please do not bleach and do not dry clean

Oeko-Tex certified materials mean the fabric meets strict safety standards, so you can feel good about what you’re wearing while you’re out there spoiling your favourite “high maintenance” dog. From muddy field walks to post-bath zoomies to couch naps with a brush still on the coffee table, this tee fits right into the everyday rhythms of people who put their border collie first — and have zero regrets about it.

FREE SHIPPING - Please note that, due to high demand and each product being printed specifically for your order, delivery times are 1-2 weeks.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean